Stimulating Private Parts

Stimulating Private Parts
This song is dedicated to my mother who once said two people of the same sex can live together as long as they're not stimulating each others' private parts.


Mama was a good Christian woman
She taught me right from wrong
But there were some things she just didn't understand
Which I'll try to rectify in this song

Hit it!

Stimulating private parts.
Stimulating private parts.

Hey, baby. Let's go stimulate each others' private parts.

That's what I thought I'd say if I was ever with a woman.

Baby, baby I think you're hot.
Baby, baby, I like it when you hurt me.
I like it when it feels good too.
So baby, let's go stimulate our private parts
though my momma thinks it's wrong.

Stimulating private parts
girls and girls
boys and boys
and boys and girls

together.

Stimulate them gentle
stimulate them rough
rough-and-tumble
fingers and tongue-in-cheek

Stimulating private parts, baby
all night long.

Oh, yeah.